50th Birthday Female Funny

You know you re 50th birthday when you re in an elevator when your favorite song comes on anon.

50th birthday female funny. Maybe you are not so fast now but you sure can have the party of your life. Happy birthday and have little bit of fun. You realize with some irritation that your parents were right about nearly everything. It s a time when one must look back reminisce and smile contentedly.

Tom cruise demi moore and john bon jovi have already turned 50 and now one more superstar has joined the club. And what adds to this joyous occasion. From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. 50th birthday quotes about middle age.

Welcome to the middle ages. Have a great day and happy birthday. Half a century or five decades is the amount of time that it equates. Top 21 50th birthday quotes for women.

Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. Rabon longs sc usa fifty years have come and gone since the day that you were born. These you know you re 50 when messages always make me laugh. From 55 on.

So little cake anon. Turning 50 is a grand event in itself with half the battle of life won. Funny 50th birthday wishes. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks.

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You ve got four sizes of clothes in your closet three of which will never be worn again by you. You are halfway to hundred but that doesn t guarantee you will live that long. If i knew i was going to live this long mantle. 50th birthday wishes quotes messages and sayings for presents.

Now you are turning 50 so don t think you can drink as much. You re no longer the oldest person i know in their 40 s. From 35 to 55 she needs a good personality. Yet no matter how much has changed the math remains the same.

Funny happy 50th birthday wishes. Looking fifty is great if you re sixty joan rivers. Funny 50th birthday sayings what you can expect at 50. 29 years ago you had the time of your life.

May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest. You spend more time trimming your nose hair than head hair. They re funny but they also ring true which is slightly terrifying at the same time.